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Chelt'nam is a city in England. A woman and three daughters died after drinking the Chelt'nam waters. They should have stuck to Epsom Salt.

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The epitaph is based on this one:

Here lies I and my three daughters,
Kill’d by drinking Cheltenham waters;
If we had stuck to Epsom salts,
We’d not been a lying in these here vaults.

Published in Funny Epitaphs, Boston: The Mutual Book Company, 1900.

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