KQ6 transcript

Bump-on-a-log

 * "He's right, you know. But he could be a little nicer about telling you. He's not a very pleasant stick in in the mud."
 * (sighs) "Oh, the trials of being a mere bump on a log."
 * (sighs) "It's true. He's right. Extremely irritating, but right."
 * "Oh, the cross that I must bear. Would that I could but avenge this uncalled-for abuse."
 * "Oh...you really won't make any progress that way. He'll hog that Swamp Ooze of his. You'll never see a bit of it. No."
 * "You see how he is?"
 * "He's an utter waste of oxygen. I'd save my breath if I were you."
 * "I'm Bump-on-a-Log, and that's my brother, Stick-in-the-Mud. We've had this thing about each other ever since our childhood. Mom always liked me best."
 * "He's a bit lazy, you see. He's got the only Swamp Ooze in the swamp right next to him. But do you think he'd move a finger to help you get some? Hardly. He'd try to brain you with it, more than likely. His temper's about the only thing that ever gets a workout, and that on yours truly."
 * (sobs) "Just because I can't reach anything, he thinks he can throw gushy swamp matter at me and just say whatever he likes. If only I could turn the tables on that heckler, he might learn some respect. But, as you can see, I'm a mere bump on a log, and must be content with my lot."
 * "You see how he is?"
 * "He needs a good thrashing, I'd expect. However, since you cannot go into the swamp, nor can I fight back, he will simply have to be born. Such is the life of a bump on a log."
 * "Oh, there's no changing my lot in life. (groans) A bump on a log is a defenseless creature, alas, and must put up with whatever cruelty fate dishes out."
 * "Really? (sighs) I appreciate the gesture, but the swamp is broader than it looks. Only a native like myself would be able to it him from here."
 * "Aha! Finally! Old Bump-on-a-Log's not so defenseless, is he?"
 * "The only thing you've ever given me is mud! Take this!"
 * "Okay, okay! I give up! Geez, sorry!"
 * "You mean it? Really? Brother..."