Obnoxious Gate Guard

Requests and Warnings

 * Bring the Levitating Albino Warthog of Rigatonia.
 * Bring the Flying Ferret of Mestellidon.
 * Bring the Holy One-Ton Tomato of Antioch.
 * bring a golden-haired fruit snake.
 * bring a half-melted head of iceberg lettuce.
 * A pit of salivating snakes on the other side.
 * The Colossal Chicken of Cluckerville. A giant rabid chicken on the other side.
 * Six hundred weasels with crossbows on the other side.
 * A vicious, attack trained guinea pig.
 * Two guinea pigs with a really big stick.
 * A crazed warthog.
 * A berzerk possum.
 * An enormous, drooling purple cockroach.
 * A gigantic carniverous cactus.
 * A horde of foaming field mice.